Songs of the Megaconference X
I Am a Pizza - Copyright Peter Alsop
I am a pizza
With extra cheese
From tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed
Garlic and mushrooms
Oregano
I am a pizza
Ready to go
I am a pizza
Pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phony baloney
Onions and sausage
Order by phone
I am a pizza
Please take me home
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
I am a pizza
Fresh baked crust
I am a pizza
Ready to bust
I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into the car and
Upside down
I am a pizza
Dropped on the ground
I was a pizza
I was the best
I was a pizza
Now I'm a mess