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Oh there ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs, on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me.

Mosquito he flies high,
Mosquito he flies low
Mosquito better no land on me,
Or he won't fly no mo'.

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A peanut sittin' on a railroad track
His heart was all a flutter.
Along came a big freight train
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!

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Oh there ain't no flies on me
There ain't no flies on me
There may be flies on some of you guys
But there ain't no flies on me.

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Oh there ain't no lobsters on me
There, ain't no lobsters on me
There may be lobsters On some of you mobsters
But there ain't no lobsters on me.

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Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
When it ain't gonna rain no more?

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Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June
Lightning bug comes in May
Bed bug comes just any old time
But, they're not going to stay.

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Well little bugs have littler bugs.
Up on their backs to bite'em
And the littler bugs have still littler bugs
And so ad infinitum.

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