Chorus
Oh, I wish I was a mole in the ground
I wish I was a mole in the ground
If I was a mole in the ground
I would root that mountain down
Oh I wish I was a mole in the ground

And I wish I was a lizard in the spring
I wish I was a lizard in the spring
If I was a lizard in the spring
I would hear my darling sing
I wish I was a lizard in the spring

Chorus

I wish I was a frog in the fall
I wish I was a frog in the fall
If I was a frog in the fall
I would hear my darling call
I wish I was a frog in the fall

Chorus

I wish I was an ant in your pants
I wish I was an ant in your pants
If I was an ant in you pants
I would teach you how to dance
I wish I was an ant in your pants

Chorus

Additional Verses

By Miranda

Oh I wish I was a rabbit in the moss
Oh I wish I was a rabbit in the moss
If I was a rabbit in the moss
I would teach you how to floss
Oh I wish I was a rabbit in the moss