Don't stick your finger in your ear
'Cause that will only make it hard to hear
You can pull it
You can tug it
But please don't plug it
Don't stick your finger in your ear

Don't put your finger in your eye
That's not a thing I think you otta try
You can wink it,
You can blink it
But I don't think it
Would be good to put your finger in your eye

Don't stick your finger down your throat
'Cause that'd just make you start to choke
And then up will come your dinner
And you'll start to look much thinner
Don't stick your finger down your throat