I am a pizza
Pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phony baloney
Onions and sausage
Order by phone
I am a pizza
Please take me home

Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
I am a pizza
Fresh baked crust
I am a pizza
Ready to bust

I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into the car and
Upside down
I am a pizza
Dropped on the ground

I was a pizza
I was the best
I was a pizza
Now I'm a mess